Khairul and Nana


Helen and Joee


Ah Bee and Qie Qie

Me and Ah May

SPM Levels Hokkien Exam Paper
Instructions:
1. Read the passage carefully
2. Grade yourself with the grading system at the end of the passage after reading.
3. Not that difficult, chin chai do lah !


Section A: Orrler Exeminetion (60 marks)
Question: Singalella why become rich ?
Koo zhar wu chee ay char bor kia, Singalella.
She got two sisters, but the stepmarder and the sisters all damn kuai-lan, so she quite zhia-lat oso.
Last time Singalella got own maid, but now she become the amah.
Everyday must cook lah, clean lah, simi sai mah bao-kah-liao.
If her sister say liak kar zhuak, she liak.
Tak jit zho kah tau-hin.
EPF poon boh.
But then, kay piak eh ah-pek got one son call Ah Ming got party.
So he say, 'oeh, long chong lai ah.'
Singalella very happy because she never go party before but then her step-marder say, 'Lee Mana eh-sai kee, this one bahru lu eh sisters wu standard.'
Then Singalella must zho sui-sui for her sisters and step-marder.
Tap pai how, buay zhia, buay koon and buay pang-sai.
That night she only can wave bye bye and then she go back to the kitchen and cook Maggi mee.
Her neighbour came over and ask, 'Eh, an-zhua lu boh kee party?' So Singaalella kong, 'I-wan, lau-bu kong buay-sai, so boh pian.'
She never expect but the neighbour say, 'Aiyah, kee lah, I give you money.'
So singalella brush teef and zhang-zhui, chen-kor, after that look very different.
She quickly run to opposite of the beh-chia-lor, already 11 o'clock.
At the party, Ah Ming also quite sian because the char bor all boh sui one.
Dance floor even got one ah pek dancing.
Just as Ah Ming told himself, 'Aiyah see-pay zhia-lat', Singalella came in.
Ah Ming straight away lau nuar.
'Wah-lau eh, see-pay heng ah, chee kor buay pai.'
Ah Ming say to Singalella, 'eh, sui eh, wah ai kah lee zho flen!'
Singalella say ok but Ah Ming like octopus, touch here touch there.
But then just it was 12 o'clock, one ah pek die on the dance floor.
He become ghost and tell Singalella all the good 4D number.
So after that Singalella quickly go and buy 4D, and then tiok tau-pio, zhit-pak ban.
So she pay back the kay-piak eh lau-kay-poh and then kah kee cho sen-lee.
Simi kuan eh sen-lee wah mana eh zhai.


Section B: Grades - Gauge Your command of Hokkien....
A1. Can understand the story and pronounce Hokkien correctly.
Hokkien eh sai, bo beh zao.

A2. Can understand half story and/or cannot pronounce Hokkien properly.
zhia lat

E8. Don't understand story and/or catch no ball. leow leow, mai ka lang kong you is Hokkien Singabolean

F9. Don't understand rating.
kee see lah, wah mana eh zhai lee kong simi?

haha~ it's funny right?! XD

Just feel like wants to update my blog now. lol~ XD
hmmm.. oh.. I'll post something funny but somehow it's quite true. lol~
The title is 365 Days NOT enough for Students To Study.. haha~
It's not the fault of student if he/she fails because the year ONLY has 365 days...
Typical academic year for a student:

1. Sundays - 52 Sundays in a year, you know Sundays are for rest.
Days left 313.

2. Summer holidays - 50 where weather is very hot and difficult to study.
Days left 263.

3. 8 hours daily sleep - 130 days GONE.
Days left 141.

4. 1 hour for daily playing- (good for health) means 15 days.
Days left 126.

5. 2 hours daily for food & other delicacies (chewing properly & swallowing) - means 30 days.
Days left 96.

6. 1 hour for talking (man is a social animal) - means 15 days.
Days left 81.

7. Exam days - per year at least 35 days.
Days left 46.

8. Quarterly, half yearly and festival (holidays) - 40 days.
Days left 6.

9. For sickness - at least 3 days.
Days left 3.

10. Movies and functions- at least 2 days.
1 day left.

11. That 1 day is your birthday.
How can you study on that day ?!?!?!?!?!

Balance = 0
' How can a student pass ?????'

lol~ it's funny isn't?! ahah.. XD
I'm quite tired now plus tomorrow I'm working full shift. Aiks.. ><

Erm... A quite update.. Okay. I need you guys help me on computer. I wanna ask anyone know what is this?(look at the photo below). Whenever I sign in msn messenger, then came out this stupid annoying thingy. I'm sick of pressing close every time I sign in msn messenger. -.-

Anyone knows why?! If you know please tag me yea! =)

I suck at computer stuff even though I'm IT student. XD

*click to enlarge*

Happy Birthday Daddy! =) muacks..

Just back from Victoria Station, Taipan not long ago to celebrate my dad's birthday. ahah.. Quite long never go there eat already. Got 2 years plus. I think. lol~ Seriously, the dishes there still quite okay even though I've never been there for a long long time. XD

After that, my family and I headed to my cousin's shop which is Orange Zone Bakery in Puchong. Those cakes were damn blardy tempting lar. I felt like I wanna try all the cakes and pastries there. =X haha~ but too bad I can't lar. XD

Btw, yesterday and today is my off day. =)

Besides that, yesterday I went shopping with my mum and sis in Pyramid(off day aso go Pyramid. retard huh?! lol..) oh.. I've bought a tee from kitschen (: ahah.. Omg wei.. I love those dress and tops there as well. It's not really expensive though plus it's really worth and affordable lor. ahah..

Fillet steak .. erm.. I forget the name XD

Chicken Maryland..

fries and ketchup? lol.. my sis de lar. XD

Spare ribs..

Mushroom soup.. =)

Nachos and cheese or sumtin like that. lol..

Rare snail from garden.. XD ahah.. of course not lar.

Escargots. o.O weird names huh?! XD

Pandan cake.. my fav.. =)

O.O I wanna eat all of them. XD

Green Tea Cake.. my fav tooooo~ =D

Trust me~ this is damn blardy nice..

cakessssssssss... (:


Pyramid's red Christmas tree 1(abit abnormal X).. )

Pyramid's Christmas tree 2

simply take when I tried that tee. ahah.. XD

p/s I wanna watch Twilight sooo badly =/